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| Taking a dip in The Funny Lion’s iconic pool—yes, the one with a tree growing right through it! 🌳 This serene spot is the perfect mix of wild charm and chill vibes. |
CebuanaDiaries in Coron, Palawan | May 8–10, 2025
When you find a place that consistently delivers warmth, genuine care, and world-class service — you hold on to it. For me, that place is The Funny Lion.
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| Meet the heart of The Funny Lion 🦁❤️ Grateful to meet the incredible staff behind the warm and personalized service at The Funny Lion – led by the ever-accommodating Resort Manager, Mr. Jay Barinque (on the right side). From the warm greetings to the thoughtful touches, this team makes every stay unforgettable. |
Run purely by Filipinos and proudly showcasing our best cultural values, this boutique hotel brand is more than a vacation spot — it’s a heartfelt representation of what Filipino hospitality truly means. I stayed at The Funny Lion Coron from May 8th to May 10th, and it was yet another memorable retreat. If you’re looking to slow down, breathe deeply, and just be — this is the place.
🇵🇭 100% Filipino-Run, 100% Heartfelt
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| Service with a smile at Hunt 🍽🦁 The amazing team at Hunt makes every meal more memorable—not just with good food, but with warm smiles and heartfelt service. Thank you for turning every dining experience into a delight! |
One of the many things I admire about The Funny Lion is how it is fully run by Filipinos — and you can feel it in every smile, every “Good morning, Ma’am,” and every thoughtful detail. Whether you're lounging by the pool or walking to your room, there's always someone greeting you with warmth, treating you like you’re home.
It’s not just excellent service; it’s Filipino-style excellence — graceful, attentive, and deeply rooted in care.
☕ For When You Want to Slow Down
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| coffee with a view ☕🌴 Sipping slow by The Funny Lion’s signature pool—because mornings are better with caffeine and calm. This view, this vibe, this moment. |
On my first morning, coffee in hand, I sat quietly in one of their outdoor spaces, just letting the breeze and stillness embrace me. No emails, no rush, no worries — just peace. If you want to slow down, this is the place. You can sip your coffee with a view of the lush surroundings and think of… nothing. And that’s the beauty of it.
The Funny Lion invites you to relax, chill, and breathe — a rare gift in today’s world.
🍮 The Small Things Matter Most
What makes this hotel unforgettable? It’s the little gestures. At siesta time, complimentary snacks are served at The Hunt, the resort’s in-house restaurant. It’s the kind of thoughtful gesture that makes you pause mid-afternoon, take a break from the sun, and simply enjoy the present. Whether it’s a slice of banana bread, local delicacies, or something warm and comforting — it’s a siesta done the Filipino way: slow, sweet, and shared.
At 6:00 PM, a sweet treat is left in your room as if the day’s closing with a hug.
You never have to repeat yourself either. Whatever you request — whether it’s housekeeping, room service, or even a last-minute favor — they do it with efficiency and grace. Sometimes, they even go beyond what you asked for, without being told.
🍹 Pride Rock Bar: Where Sunsets and Spirits Meet
And just when you think it couldn’t get better… head to the Pride Rock Bar.
This rooftop escape is The Funny Lion's crown jewel — a front-row seat to Coron’s golden-hour spectacle. As the sun begins to dip below the jagged limestone cliffs, the entire sky turns into a watercolor painting.
Here, guests can sip craft cocktails, dip their toes (or their entire selves) into the plunge pool, and toast to another beautiful day in paradise. The vibe? Laid-back luxury with a breeze. The view? Unmatched. The experience? Utterly unforgettable.
Whether you're traveling solo, with a partner, or with friends — this is where your heart will whisper, “Stay a little longer.”
🌮 Cinco Grande: Big Flavors, Bold Vibes
Feeling like spicing things up? Cinco Grande, The Funny Lion’s in-house Mexican spot, brings the heat — and the heart. It’s not just a meal; it’s a mood.
Whether you just stepped out of the pool or are settling into the evening with friends and cocktails, this colorful corner serves up bold flavors in a laid-back, no-pressure kind of vibe. Their quesadillas? Crispy, melty, and impossible to stop eating. The Verdura Tacos are bright, loaded with flavor, and might just make you forget about meat altogether.
Got a serious appetite? The Carne Asada Fajitas come out hot and smoky, while the nachos are stacked high and made for sharing—unless you change your mind halfway through (we’ve all been there).
Top it all off with a frozen margarita, a good pour of tequila, or both. You’re on island time — why not?
🌿 Don’t Miss This: The Sea Tree Spa’s Rajah Experience
Tucked within The Funny Lion, Sea Tree Spa is the crown jewel of relaxation. The Rajah Spa experience is more than a massage — it’s a ceremonial letting go. Every stroke, every press, every gentle touch feels intentional — as if the therapist is coaxing the tension right out of your body and mind.
The room is softly lit, the scent of essential oils lingers in the air, and the calm is almost sacred. It’s hard to put into words, but imagine this: your soul exhales.
After my session, I sat still for a moment longer, my senses hushed, my body floating. It’s the kind of experience that doesn’t just relax your muscles — it heals your spirit.
Tip: Book your spa session right before sunset — trust me, it hits different.
🏡 Top rooms to stay in at The Funny Lion Coron:
✨ Tana Suite – comes with a small pool in the balcony and a complimentary bottle of wine upon check-in. Ideal for honeymooners!
🛁 Tana Room – features a bathtub right on the balcony for a private soak under the sky.
The Funny Lion Coron, you can also hop on one of their bikes—for free! Explore the town, feel the breeze, and come back for a dip in their iconic pool.
😄 The Warmth That Stays With You
Even after staying at all three Funny Lion branches, I still find myself amazed at how consistent they are. The smiles, the energy, the personal greetings — they’re not just for show. They’re sincere, and they stay with you long after checkout.
On our last day at The Funny Lion Coron, the staff surprised us with a special breakfast I’ll never forget. They went the extra mile and cooked fried Lamayo and garlic rice just for us — a simple gesture that spoke volumes. It’s these thoughtful moments that make you feel seen, appreciated, and truly at home.
Maraming salamat, The Funny Lion team! 💛🦁
From the front desk to the housekeeping team, everyone is aligned with one goal: to make you feel seen, welcomed, and cared for.
🦁 CebuanaDiaries Roars for The Funny Lion
So, if you’re thinking about your next escape — one where you don’t have to do anything but enjoy coffee, good food, and kind company — The Funny Lion in Coron is waiting.
And trust me, they’ll remember your name — and probably your favorite drink, too.
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